Me: “You do realise that you wee out of your penis right? Waste comes out the same passage that cum does… clearly God doesn’t mind mixing the two. Seems to me he is a fan of multi-purpose design.”
It gives me such a warm glow helping others explore their sexuality. My client this afternoon was a middle-aged business man from Amercia. He arrived at my door, straight from Sydney airport, nervous but keen to explore the erogenous potential of the male g-spot. He had tried a few times before but had not achieved the pleasure he had read was possible from anal and prostate massage. After reading why my anal massages are so popular he decided it was worth trying a booking with me.
Midway through the experience, all his shy reserve was gone and he was moaning and exclaiming, “This is incredible! I’ve never felt anything like this before!”
At the end I asked him what his experience was like. He replied, “I didn’t feel as though I had erogenous zones, I felt like I was one big erogenous zone!”
He also gave me the feedback, “This was a lot of money for me but 5 minutes in I had the sense that this was a sound investment. You delivered exactly what you said you would on your website and in person. You represent yourself accurately. You listened to what I wanted and gave it to me.”
My style is quite different. I see the sexual experience as so much more than physical acts and correct technique. I aim to facilitate an erotic journey inside my clients that takes into account their whole being. I use a combination of techniques from sexological bodywork, tantra, lomilomi, Taoism and some I have invented myself from years of helping men explore their g-spots. It is quite a unique session.
To read more about the types of scenarios possible see my succulent array of erotic massages here.
About the Author: Artemisia de Vine is a Sydney-based, plus-size Goddess with a greedy appreciation for the erotic arts from the sensual to perverse: Escort, Erotic Massage Practitioner, BDSM specialist, Mistress, Switch and Spanko. See her websites for the Sensual through to the Kinky (BDSM). You can follow her on twitter or subscribe to her mailing list for erotic tips, tours and updates.
“Artemisia looks like she has stepped out of an oil painting with her english rose complexion and womanly curves! She is a Rubenesque Goddess who radiates warmth and sexual confidence in the way only a mature woman can. I found her to not only be a delightfully sensual lover but also a fascinating companion. She is an educated, classy and accomplished lady with a wicked streak. She is bringing back the art of the courtesan while remaining really easy and comfortable to be with. I could just be myself.” – Brian 62yo, Sydney
“She is a heady mix of womanly curves and the friendly, flirty confidence that excites me. If it is a skinny, young, super model you seek then go else where. If it is an encounter with a real woman who knows what she is doing and is great to be with then I recommend spending an overnight with Artemisia. She made me feel so alive and young again.” – Mark 54yo, Canberra
Hello and welcome!
My name is Artemisia de Vine and I offer dinner dates and overnight girlfriend experience encounters to select discerning clients who enjoy the erotic company of an intelligent, curvy, woman in her late thirties.
Do you crave the touch of skin-on-skin and the delight of sinking into ample, silicon-free bosom? Are you attracted to a voluptuous lady with soft, soft G cup breasts that jiggle when she laughs? Do you prefer the company of someone you can relax and be yourself with?
Do you find that you enjoy the erotic delights ever so much more if it is part of a date? A chance to spend time getting to know each other and enjoy each other’s company, flirting, building tension over a meal together and then retiring to the bedroom to explore each other’s bodies? Perhaps then falling asleep all snuggled up… only to be gently woken for lazy morning sex? Then perhaps what I offer is for you.
I have put together a list of answers to frequently asked questions you might find useful when deciding whether or not I am the right escort for you.
- Age: Late 30s. A lady never tells… ;)
- Height: 5”6 or 167cm without heels
- Hair: Blonde, curly but occasionally straightened, bra strap length
- Eyes: Green
- Bust: Silicon-free G cup.
- Dress size: 14-16
What actually happens on a dinner date?
Dinner dates are a mixture of company, sharing a meal and play time.
We meet at the hotel or restaurant of your choice just like any other date. We spend time enjoying each other’s company for the length of a the meal and some friendly drinks. There is plenty of time to flirt and discover each other without stifling clock watching pressure. We can let arousal build and enjoy the anticipation. I really enjoy this kind of booking because sex is so much more fulfilling for both of us if we have time to seduce each other.
We then retire to the hotel or return to my private, lush play space affectionately called “The DeVinery”. Here we have a leisurely few hours to sexplore together. We find where we naturally overlap and enjoy discovering each others bodies, secret turn ons and see what unfolds. I can be deeply sensual and affectionate but also enjoy helping your explore your wild side.
Length of booking: 5hrs
Fee: $1700 (Meal and hotel provided by you.)
More time to let things unfold in the evening, spending the night snuggled up to my soft curves and being gently awoken for morning sex… and possibly breakfast together. The rest is the same as the dinner date scenario… company, shared meal on a date, seduction… Never underrate seduction! The more levels of us that are involved in a sexual encounter the more satisfying it is. Sex is not just about the physical acts but about the places we go inside ourselves and with each other.
This type of booking requires a minimum of 6hrs sleep time. It is a mixture of company, play time and snuggles.
Length of booking: We can begin anytime from 7pm and enjoy each other’s company unhurried until 9:30-10 ish the next day. The cost is the same even if you start later or finish earlier to fit around your schedule. The point is I allow up to that much time for things to take their natural course.
Do you do longer bookings for trips?
Yes I do. However we need to have seen each other before on a shorter booking to ensure that we are suitable play mates. Trip rates can be negotiated together in private.
How about shorter bookings?
Yes you are most welcome to come and spend a couple of hours with me in The DeVinery. I prefer booking lengths that allow us unhurried sexploration time. I do occasionally offer 1 hr bookings but much prefer a minimum of 90mins-2hrs. If we are going to do it, we need to do it properly.
1 hr $400
2 hr $700
Special rates: negotiated for those who want a regular monthly (or more frequent) play date. I only offer this once I have seen you at least once.
Do you tour?
Yes! My most common touring destinations are Melbourne, Canberra and hopefully Perth. I am open to touring elsewhere if there are enough enquiries. Please join my mailing list to receive discrete updates about tours as well as sexy pictures and erotica that I write. I also publish the odd useful blog on how to explore even more pleasure in your sexuality.
I am a complex sexual being. I sometimes like to explore my sensual side and other times like to explore my kinky side. Sometimes I want pizza for dinner… sometimes I want a minestrone soup… sometimes a spicy curry… I cannot be boxed into categories like “sensual” or “kinky” but have a greedy appreciation of the lot.
The thing all my sessions have in common is a desire to help you explore your unique erotic wiring, just the way it is. Each of us has a unique erotic fingerprint. No two lovers are the same. With me, you can let the masks fall off and be exactly who you are. We can have an honest chat on the phone before you book and see whether or not we have enough in common to be suitable playmates.
I’m kinky as all get out, can we do the girlfriend experience and be kinky too?
Possibly. It depends on the scenario. If I am in my Mistress or Dominatrix role, I do not have sex with my slaves or submissives. It just doesn’t work for me. However, if we are doing a kinky role play I may be up for it. So ask me. No harm in asking right?
Do you do role play fantasies?
Oh yes I do! Feel free to ask me what it is you really want to experience and I’ll be honest about whether or not that is something I can provide. Some things I enjoy are role plays:
- Age Play
- Tie and Tease scenarios
- And a whole variety of really creative scenarios… Email me your ideas and I’ll let you know…
I heard you do erotic massage can that be included in our evening?
Yes it can! I am well-known for my erotic massages. They are designed to drop you down deep into a blissful erotic state of consciousness, and I draw on tantra and other erotic embodiment techniques to make the experience so. much. more. than just a rub and tug.
However if you want this very special erotic massage, you will need to come to my space as I need certain equipment to make it work. If this is a feature you particularly desire, then when I am on tour, make sure you ask me whether or not I have this with me before you book.
What other sexual activities do you do?
I am very well-known for being fantastic at pegging (strap-on play) and have a wide variety of toys. I have introduced many men to the joys of male G-spot massage over the years. Pegging can be deeply sensual or naughty and dirty… I wrote a blog to help you discover your pegging style on my other kink-centric website. Check it out here…
There are also a lot of activities I am fond of but for discretion sake do not want to publicly list. Please drop me an email and ask if there is something specific you are hoping for. I negotiate activities from person to person depending on what feels right. (That strap on pic is not me but the rest are all me).
Please note that all my play includes safe sex practices. This is non negotiable.
You say “select” gentlemen, what criteria do I need to meet for you to accept a booking with me?
It’s pretty simple, if you want to do something, I try to create the space for you to explore that, but you need to show respect and get consent first.
It is true that I do not accept everyone who applies for a play date with me. However, you need not fear that I am judging you on your appearance, cultural background, age, dis(ability). What is important to me is that we have a certain level of rapport and respect. We need to be able to get along or it’s not going to be fun for either of us! We can work out whether or not we would like a booking together by a chat on the phone.
Mutual respect is vital. I treat you as the valuable human and sexual being you are. I care for your well-being and strive to create valuable experiences that allows you to express your true sexual self.
In return, I expect to be approached in the same manner that you would a non paid date. Acting like a gentleman is an absolute must on my criteria. If you approach me in a crude or degrading way then no, I will not share my vulnerable sexual self with you. If you want to play dirty games that include dirty talk then you need to negotiate that first, not just assume its ok to speak to me that way. I might love it! But only if it is consensual.
Cleanliness including oral hygiene is vitally important!
Do you see older gentlemen?
Yes I do see older gents and very much enjoy mature company. I see people from 18-100 and meet them where they are at.
What about younger men?
Yes for sure! I am surprised and delighted to discover that now I am more mature, I am attracting lots of younger men who want to enjoy the sexual confidence of a mature woman. I’m having a lot of fun in my cougar years! Each age group has their appeal…
In your experience, what makes someone good at GFE
The girlfriend experience is about acknowledging that sex is more than just a physical act. We are sexual beings body, mind and soul. Truly satisfying sexual play takes the time to unfold and drop the masks. It is about including all levels of us in our play. I believe that at our core we are all the same. It is easy for me to see that when I look into a strangers eyes… So it’s not about play acting, but taking time to connect and create a moment together.. It’s about holding the safe space to draw out an aspect of us that needs to be expressed.
That could be a moment of affection and laughing companionship… It could be playfulness… It could be intense sensual surrender… It could be a profound moment of sexual realness… It is what it is in the moment.
I am good at allowing you to be yourself. I create a lush atmosphere where the rest of the world drops away and you can let your guards down. Play time with me is about recharging on more than just a physical level.
Ok I’m interested, how can I apply for a date with you?
Great! The best way to get a feel for each other is to have a chat on the phone. If you are shy, you are welcome to start with an email enquiry but we will need to chat before we confirm the booking. Contact me here…
So nice to get a snail mail letter thanking me for my erotic massage with anal/prostate massage! Paul from Sydney asked me to type this out for my website as a review as he does not use a computer very well.
“I recently came upon the two websites of Artemisia de Vine and found them very interesting. I have experience tantric massage before and was looking for something more edgy. I decided on her anal erotic massage.
I rang and arranged for a 2hr session. I was met at the door by an attractive, voluptuous lady. I went into her studio and we sat down with a cup of tea. We practiced tantric breath and she explained what would happen in the massage.
After showering I lay down on the table and after a few strokes I released I was with a lady who really knew what she was doing. She is certainly gifted at massaging every inch of my body including my anal area and prostate. I was incredibly pleasing and Artemisia was a delight to be with, with a great sense of humour and the ability to me you feel like a special person.
My 2 hours was up and I soon realised I would have to rejoin the real world.
I am looking forward to our next session as she has almost convinced me to try fisting. It takes a while to prepare the body for this and I am thinking about it.” – Paul, 61yo, Sydney
For those curious about my two websites, I have one focusing on erotic massage and conscious sexuality and one focusing on conscious exploration of kink. There are several different kinds of massages available.
Read more about what makes my erotic massages for famous here…
My anal and prostate erotic massage sessions are highly skilled and specialised and include full body, hot oil, skin on skin lomilomi to deeply relax you. They are the ultimate indulgence for long time anal pleasure enthusiasts and curious beginners alike.
If you want to skip straight to how to book, see here… If you’d like to read more about what makes my massages so famous and exquisite, see below.
Why Lomilomi is the perfect compliment to sensual Anal play
Lomilomi is present, deeply sensual, heart centred touch that is designed to override the left and right hemispheres of the mind. This aids in letting go of your chattering mind so you can become one with the erotic sensations of pleasure. It’s the perfect complement as it is really important to be deeply relaxed for anal play.
Your anus has two sphincters at the opening. The outside one you can consciously squeeze and release at will. Try it now. See? The second sphincter, just inside has the first is a different kettle of fish. You have no conscious control over it. If you place a finger just inside your anaus you will feel the second sphincter pulse but you can’t control whether it relaxes or not. It’s this sphincter that hurts if someone just rushes on in before you are ready.
Teasing and Seducing you Open
In order to get that second sphincter to relax you need to relax all over. I teach you a breathing technique used in tantra specifically designed to help you deeply relax while being aroused. It is highly effective, especially in conjunction with lomilomi.
Using this breath while being touched all over in a deeply sensual way, you enter a beautiful, floaty, dreamy state that allows your arousal to float all through you. Your blood is more oxygenated helping to spread sensation throughout your whole being, rather than only focusing in the genital area. Don’t fret! Your cock will get plenty of attention too! I use a special tantric technique called a lingham massage that includes lots of different cock strokes designed to bring pleasure without tipping you over the edge before the end.
Onc eyou are both aroused and relaxed, I then thoroughly massage your anal area externally, teasing, building tension and pleasure… before gently entering you. I don’t force anything. This is a no pain method. I gently massage that second sphincter and I only enter when you body invites me to enter.
The Art of Prostate Massage
Once you are open I begin massaging internally. Your prostate is the male G spot and like the female G spot it can be quite illusive. It actually feels different at different levels of arousal. This means that once you are aroused it is going to feel a whole lot different to when you doctor examines you! It also means that you will experience changing sensations through your G spot during your massage.
Each person is different and enjoys different types of strokes… tapping, rubbing, thrusting, rolling… Some prefer vigorous in and out motion and others prefer much more of a gentle, circular motion. I take the time to explore this with you so you can discover just what kind of pleasure your prostate is capable of and what works best for you.
I have learned the art of anal massage from Joseph Kramer himself who is world-renowned as a leader in teaching the most exquisite of anal pleasures.
Anal massage is one of the most relaxing forms of arousal. It’s not that urgent needy arousal that is cock-centred. Instead it builds slower but deeper, and spreads out further through your body. With practice, it can lead to a kind of erotic trance. You are still in full control, but like in meditation, your mind stops chattering and you become one with the sensations. It’s a form of embodied, mindful erotic experience where you are noticing every little sensation.
With some practice and a few more tantric techniques, you can learn to enter into aroused ecstatic states of consciousness too.
Some people can orgasm from anal stimulation alone. It is a different kind of orgasm that doesn’t necessarily include ejaculation but rather ripples through you like a slow motion bass drum. Just as female bodies can have clitoris-centric orgasms and G spot orgasms (and many other kinds), so can male bodies. It takes experience, patience and deep relaxation to achieve though you will notice the pleasure leading in that direction on your first massage. Some lucky people achieve anal orgasms first try!
Tantric Genital Massage
My massages also include lots of delicious tantric cock & ball massage techniques and you do have an opportunity to climax if that is what you would like. Some choose not to ejaculate but instead use Taoist technique to have a sort of internal orgasm, spreading the arousal around inside without losing any of it or experiencing a “drop” like you do after an external ejaculation.
What happens in a session?
My sessions are far more than just a rub and tug. They are a whole being experience. From the moment you enter my lush play space you are welcomed with a exotic tea and nibbles, made to feel comfortable and taught skills needed to explore your anal pleasure even deeper. You then have an unhurried, luxurious time on the table where you are free to open up and be your true erotic self.
For this reason, my sessions are a minimum of 90mins and ideally 2 hours. Details here…
From Finger to Anal Fisting
These sessions suit beginners and anal enthusiasts alike. I offer sessions from finger to fisting and can include toys if that is what you body is ready for. If you are more interested in pegging, you may be interested in my blog Let’s Talk Strap Ons: Discover your Pegging Style.
Yes youheard right! I am also very experienced in kink play and have a whole other side to me. If you would like to see my Kinky Massage for beginners See here… I have developed a tie and tease version of the above massage where you are blind folded and tied to the table. When you take away one sense, the others are all ignited, alert and alive… This session is still sensual but it is a feast of the senses. It allows for various types of kinky explorations… you can include anal play or not, it’s up to you… Perhaps some light spanking… unexpected sensations… your excitement builds as you don’t know what is going to happen next and you have no choice but to lie back and receive.
If you want to see my much more full on, BDSM & kink website its here…
Where are you located and do you tour?
I am based in Glebe, Sydney but frequently tour Canberra and Melbourne. I may make it to other capital cites too so please do join my mailing list to find out when I am in your area.
Sounds Great! Where do I sign up?
Session details here… But please also take the time to read the reviews from previous clients below.
Reviews from Previous Clients
“Just a huge thank you again for so generously indulging me in your tender arm and hands (and more) this morning. It was a beautifully unique and blissful experience. I walked around all day with an enormous smile on my face. Mmmm. Can’t wait to see you again. It was really very special. You have unique skills and I’m so glad you share them. One happy Sydney guy.” -Erotic massage/girlfriend experience deluxe combo
“so, finding myself with some spare time and in need of some creative relaxation, i found myself drawn to artemisia’s website (then avika). Luckily for me she could see me at an agreeable time,and so arrangements were made. She styles herself as offering a premium erotic massage, and that is completely delivered. In looks she is rubenesque, in manner she is both charming and forthright, and her massage is both relaxing, and ultimately wildly erotic. If you want a supermodel pretending to care while focussing on the clock, go elsewhere. Artemisia is a voluptuous provider of erotic pleasure, and clearly enjoys what she does. Ill be back. Cheers. N (43 yrs)”
“That was unbelievable! I have no words. You are an erotic choreographer. I really have no words”. – G Sydney 2013
“I’m just coming off the high from the other day… you can put this on your website. I had the pleasure to spend an hour of absolute bliss with this lady, she took me on a journey that I hadn’t been before an felt like I could touch the sky, it was a great experience and one that I would love to experience again.” ‘D’ – Cairns 2012
“SO much more than a rub and tug. I feel like I’ve finally been touched the way I always wanted to be touched but never knew I wanted if that makes sense? If you want a cheap rub an tug, go somewhere else. If you want someone who can take you to places for real, go see Artemisia”. Ron – 2012 Cairns
“I can honestly say that I got so much more than I expected. I didn’t know I could feel that way” – Ben 38yo South Australia 2012
“Best. Massage. EVER. You can quote me on that”. Greg, Byron Bay 2011
“I used to be a professional masseur and I can tell you that Artemisia’s (sessions) are a rare treat. Her touch is so soft and sensual. She really knows what she’s doing” – Surfer Matt, Lismore 2011
“I had the need and went to visit Artemisia (was Avika) for a bit of relief but got so much more than that. I dunno how to say really. She’s something special this one”. – Arron 50 Melbourne 2010
“Artemisia my dear, I have never had anyone put so much effort and feeling into their service! Some ladies charge a premium for their service and its hardly worth it. You are worth every penny.” Rob 57, Cairns 2012
“Having known Artemisia for several years I was intrigued when she started offering erotic massages, but felt her descriptions gave me little idea what to expect. Now having had one I think that is because they are almost beyond description. What I can say is that if you are just chasing pleasure with a beautiful woman you will have a fine time, but have plenty of choices elsewhere. If you want to learn new things about yourself, about sex and joy and how you can experience your body in new ways you may never have imagined then Artemisia offers all that, and you may have trouble finding it elsewhere.” – Stephen, Scientist, 42, Melbourne, 2012
“Artemisia is an important part of the sexual revolution, it is an honor to know her. I like the fact that she has respect for herself, and respect for her clients, and won’t accept people who can’t play by both those rules. In doing so, she sets up a far more meaningful, pleasurable and holistic exchange. I think this is what the world is really lusting for, and Artemisia is the perfect person to be in that role. I love hearing about how she takes the time to genuinely connect with people, and stay with them on their journey of sexual discovery. And the way she finds beauty, wherever it may be hiding. Engage her intellectually and you will pleased on many levels! Finally, as a sex-positive educator and pro kinkster, she knows everything there is to know about subjects that most people have never heard of. Highly recommended!” – Chris Even
It’s always so lovely to get feedback from my clients. I especially love working and playing with those on a journey of erotic awakening who are open and willing to explore and discover just what is possible. After a consulation together P and I decided on an erotic lomilomi massage based session with drawing on aspects of tantra and kink. P had already seen a three of my friends and colleagues who also approach sexuality from a conscious or tantric perspective. We all approach things in our own unique way and have learned from some of the world’s conscious sexuality pioneers. He had learned a lot from them and it was time to explore something new. This is what he had to say.
“I’ve been on a Tantra discovery journey during 2013. On my Tantra journey, my research frequently spoke about this spiritual massage referred to as Lomi Lomi, which I understand comes from the Hawaiian culture, so it was of interest to receive a great recommendation from the incredible Zoe Montana that Artemisia de Vine, was the Mistress of Lomi Lomi practitioners. Zoe warmly recommended and suggested making contact with Miss de Vine.
As chance had it, Miss de Vine was visiting and an appointment made after a preparatory conversation. After further exploring desired expectations before our session started, another talent of Tantra ladies was reinforced – they all listen and remember these personal discussions – I know this to be true because of the way they weave so much more into the sessions and experiences of the Tantra traveller. Artemisia did this very effectively during the very relaxing and oily Lomi Lomi massage – combined with some erotic kink play and a touch of spanking.
One of the many great experiences in my Tantra journey includes the generosity of spirit, skill and intelligent conversation provided by wonderful guides such as the thoughtful and elegant Olivia ~ Tantrawoman, the delightful and creative goddess Electra Amore, the gracious, accepting and sensual Zoe Montana and now the skilful artisan Artemisia de Vine. In all experiences from Olivia, Electra, Zoe and Artemisia – there is a great sense of pride in ensuring that the experiences they offer, are not just a standard formula of sensual pleasure. They all want to understand the expectations of the Tantric traveller and what they hope to achieve by sharing time together. On viewing the comprehensive web sites offered, the range of skills and experiences offered – but all hark back to the Tantra principles of breath and life.
Thank you one and all ~ I regard you all so highly as trusted travel companions.
My thanks to you Artemisia, I clearly enjoyed a wonderfully sensual and exhilarating experience enjoying fully the skills, explanations, ideas and company that you shared.” – P
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My sessions are far more than a “rub and tug”. These sessions are for those that truly want to delve into their eroticism and tantalise the whole being. These sessions suit those that wish to surrender to full being pleasure, explore deeper and discover even more. I offer 5 types of erotic massage/sessions as well as tantric sessions for those who wish to increase pleasure and skill.
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