Me: “You do realise that you wee out of your penis right? Waste comes out the same passage that cum does… clearly God doesn’t mind mixing the two. Seems to me he is a fan of multi-purpose design.”
It gives me such a warm glow helping others explore their sexuality. My client this afternoon was a middle-aged business man from Amercia. He arrived at my door, straight from Sydney airport, nervous but keen to explore the erogenous potential of the male g-spot. He had tried a few times before but had not achieved the pleasure he had read was possible from anal and prostate massage. After reading why my anal massages are so popular he decided it was worth trying a booking with me.
Midway through the experience, all his shy reserve was gone and he was moaning and exclaiming, “This is incredible! I’ve never felt anything like this before!”
At the end I asked him what his experience was like. He replied, “I didn’t feel as though I had erogenous zones, I felt like I was one big erogenous zone!”
He also gave me the feedback, “This was a lot of money for me but 5 minutes in I had the sense that this was a sound investment. You delivered exactly what you said you would on your website and in person. You represent yourself accurately. You listened to what I wanted and gave it to me.”
My style is quite different. I see the sexual experience as so much more than physical acts and correct technique. I aim to facilitate an erotic journey inside my clients that takes into account their whole being. I use a combination of techniques from sexological bodywork, tantra, lomilomi, Taoism and some I have invented myself from years of helping men explore their g-spots. It is quite a unique session.
To read more about the types of scenarios possible see my succulent array of erotic massages here.
About the Author: Artemisia de Vine is a Sydney-based, plus-size Goddess with a greedy appreciation for the erotic arts from the sensual to perverse: Escort, Erotic Massage Practitioner, BDSM specialist, Mistress, Switch and Spanko. See her websites for the Sensual through to the Kinky (BDSM). You can follow her on twitter or subscribe to her mailing list for erotic tips, tours and updates.
So nice to get a snail mail letter thanking me for my erotic massage with anal/prostate massage! Paul from Sydney asked me to type this out for my website as a review as he does not use a computer very well.
“I recently came upon the two websites of Artemisia de Vine and found them very interesting. I have experience tantric massage before and was looking for something more edgy. I decided on her anal erotic massage.
I rang and arranged for a 2hr session. I was met at the door by an attractive, voluptuous lady. I went into her studio and we sat down with a cup of tea. We practiced tantric breath and she explained what would happen in the massage.
After showering I lay down on the table and after a few strokes I released I was with a lady who really knew what she was doing. She is certainly gifted at massaging every inch of my body including my anal area and prostate. I was incredibly pleasing and Artemisia was a delight to be with, with a great sense of humour and the ability to me you feel like a special person.
My 2 hours was up and I soon realised I would have to rejoin the real world.
I am looking forward to our next session as she has almost convinced me to try fisting. It takes a while to prepare the body for this and I am thinking about it.” – Paul, 61yo, Sydney
For those curious about my two websites, I have one focusing on erotic massage and conscious sexuality and one focusing on conscious exploration of kink. There are several different kinds of massages available.
Read more about what makes my erotic massages for famous here…
My anal and prostate erotic massage sessions are highly skilled and specialised and include full body, hot oil, skin on skin lomilomi to deeply relax you. They are the ultimate indulgence for long time anal pleasure enthusiasts and curious beginners alike.
If you want to skip straight to how to book, see here… If you’d like to read more about what makes my massages so famous and exquisite, see below.
Why Lomilomi is the perfect compliment to sensual Anal play
Lomilomi is present, deeply sensual, heart centred touch that is designed to override the left and right hemispheres of the mind. This aids in letting go of your chattering mind so you can become one with the erotic sensations of pleasure. It’s the perfect complement as it is really important to be deeply relaxed for anal play.
Your anus has two sphincters at the opening. The outside one you can consciously squeeze and release at will. Try it now. See? The second sphincter, just inside has the first is a different kettle of fish. You have no conscious control over it. If you place a finger just inside your anaus you will feel the second sphincter pulse but you can’t control whether it relaxes or not. It’s this sphincter that hurts if someone just rushes on in before you are ready.
Teasing and Seducing you Open
In order to get that second sphincter to relax you need to relax all over. I teach you a breathing technique used in tantra specifically designed to help you deeply relax while being aroused. It is highly effective, especially in conjunction with lomilomi.
Using this breath while being touched all over in a deeply sensual way, you enter a beautiful, floaty, dreamy state that allows your arousal to float all through you. Your blood is more oxygenated helping to spread sensation throughout your whole being, rather than only focusing in the genital area. Don’t fret! Your cock will get plenty of attention too! I use a special tantric technique called a lingham massage that includes lots of different cock strokes designed to bring pleasure without tipping you over the edge before the end.
Once you are both aroused and relaxed, I then thoroughly massage your anal area externally, teasing, building tension and pleasure… before gently entering you. I don’t force anything. This is a no pain method. I gently massage that second sphincter and I only enter when you body invites me to enter.
The Art of Prostate Massage
Once you are open I begin massaging internally. Your prostate is the male G spot and like the female G spot it can be quite illusive. It actually feels different at different levels of arousal. This means that once you are aroused it is going to feel a whole lot different to when you doctor examines you! It also means that you will experience changing sensations through your G spot during your massage.
Each person is different and enjoys different types of strokes… tapping, rubbing, thrusting, rolling… Some prefer vigorous in and out motion and others prefer much more of a gentle, circular motion. I take the time to explore this with you so you can discover just what kind of pleasure your prostate is capable of and what works best for you.
I have learned the art of anal massage from Joseph Kramer himself who is world-renowned as a leader in teaching the most exquisite of anal pleasures.
Anal massage is one of the most relaxing forms of arousal. It’s not that urgent needy arousal that is cock-centred. Instead it builds slower but deeper, and spreads out further through your body. With practice, it can lead to a kind of erotic trance. You are still in full control, but like in meditation, your mind stops chattering and you become one with the sensations. It’s a form of embodied, mindful erotic experience where you are noticing every little sensation.
With some practice and a few more tantric techniques, you can learn to enter into aroused ecstatic states of consciousness too.
Some people can orgasm from anal stimulation alone. It is a different kind of orgasm that doesn’t necessarily include ejaculation but rather ripples through you like a slow motion bass drum. Just as female bodies can have clitoris-centric orgasms and G spot orgasms (and many other kinds), so can male bodies. It takes experience, patience and deep relaxation to achieve though you will notice the pleasure leading in that direction on your first massage. Some lucky people achieve anal orgasms first try!
Tantric Genital Massage
My massages also include lots of delicious tantric cock & ball massage techniques and you do have an opportunity to climax if that is what you would like. Some choose not to ejaculate but instead use Taoist technique to have a sort of internal orgasm, spreading the arousal around inside without losing any of it or experiencing a “drop” like you do after an external ejaculation.
What happens in a session?
My sessions are far more than just a rub and tug. They are a whole being experience. From the moment you enter my lush play space you are welcomed with a exotic tea and nibbles, made to feel comfortable and taught skills needed to explore your anal pleasure even deeper. You then have an unhurried, luxurious time on the table where you are free to open up and be your true erotic self.
For this reason, my sessions are a minimum of 90mins and ideally 2 hours. Details here…
From Finger to Anal Fisting
These sessions suit beginners and anal enthusiasts alike. I offer sessions from finger to fisting and can include toys if that is what you body is ready for. If you are more interested in pegging, you may be interested in my blog Let’s Talk Strap Ons: Discover your Pegging Style.
Yes you heard right! I am also very experienced in kink play and have a whole other side to me. If you would like to see my Kinky Massage for beginners See here… I have developed a tie and tease version of the above massage where you are blind folded and tied to the table. When you take away one sense, the others are all ignited, alert and alive… This session is still sensual but it is a feast of the senses. It allows for various types of kinky explorations… you can include anal play or not, it’s up to you… Perhaps some light spanking… unexpected sensations… your excitement builds as you don’t know what is going to happen next and you have no choice but to lie back and receive.
If you want to see my much more full on, BDSM & kink website its here…
Where are you located and do you tour?
I am based in Chippendale, very inner west, near Sydney CBD but frequently tour Canberra and Melbourne. I may make it to other capital cites too so please do join my mailing list to find out when I am in your area.
Sounds Great! Where do I sign up?
Session details here… But please also take the time to read the reviews from previous clients below.
Reviews from Previous Clients
“Just a huge thank you again for so generously indulging me in your tender arm and hands (and more) this morning. It was a beautifully unique and blissful experience. I walked around all day with an enormous smile on my face. Mmmm. Can’t wait to see you again. It was really very special. You have unique skills and I’m so glad you share them. One happy Sydney guy.” -Erotic massage/girlfriend experience deluxe combo
“so, finding myself with some spare time and in need of some creative relaxation, i found myself drawn to artemisia’s website (then avika). Luckily for me she could see me at an agreeable time,and so arrangements were made. She styles herself as offering a premium erotic massage, and that is completely delivered. In looks she is rubenesque, in manner she is both charming and forthright, and her massage is both relaxing, and ultimately wildly erotic. If you want a supermodel pretending to care while focussing on the clock, go elsewhere. Artemisia is a voluptuous provider of erotic pleasure, and clearly enjoys what she does. Ill be back. Cheers. N (43 yrs)”
“That was unbelievable! I have no words. You are an erotic choreographer. I really have no words”. – G Sydney 2013
“I’m just coming off the high from the other day… you can put this on your website. I had the pleasure to spend an hour of absolute bliss with this lady, she took me on a journey that I hadn’t been before an felt like I could touch the sky, it was a great experience and one that I would love to experience again.” ‘D’ – Cairns 2012
“SO much more than a rub and tug. I feel like I’ve finally been touched the way I always wanted to be touched but never knew I wanted if that makes sense? If you want a cheap rub an tug, go somewhere else. If you want someone who can take you to places for real, go see Artemisia”. Ron – 2012 Cairns
“I can honestly say that I got so much more than I expected. I didn’t know I could feel that way” – Ben 38yo South Australia 2012
“Best. Massage. EVER. You can quote me on that”. Greg, Byron Bay 2011
“I used to be a professional masseur and I can tell you that Artemisia’s (sessions) are a rare treat. Her touch is so soft and sensual. She really knows what she’s doing” – Surfer Matt, Lismore 2011
“I had the need and went to visit Artemisia (was Avika) for a bit of relief but got so much more than that. I dunno how to say really. She’s something special this one”. – Arron 50 Melbourne 2010
“Artemisia my dear, I have never had anyone put so much effort and feeling into their service! Some ladies charge a premium for their service and its hardly worth it. You are worth every penny.” Rob 57, Cairns 2012
“Having known Artemisia for several years I was intrigued when she started offering erotic massages, but felt her descriptions gave me little idea what to expect. Now having had one I think that is because they are almost beyond description. What I can say is that if you are just chasing pleasure with a beautiful woman you will have a fine time, but have plenty of choices elsewhere. If you want to learn new things about yourself, about sex and joy and how you can experience your body in new ways you may never have imagined then Artemisia offers all that, and you may have trouble finding it elsewhere.” – Stephen, Scientist, 42, Melbourne, 2012
“Artemisia is an important part of the sexual revolution, it is an honor to know her. I like the fact that she has respect for herself, and respect for her clients, and won’t accept people who can’t play by both those rules. In doing so, she sets up a far more meaningful, pleasurable and holistic exchange. I think this is what the world is really lusting for, and Artemisia is the perfect person to be in that role. I love hearing about how she takes the time to genuinely connect with people, and stay with them on their journey of sexual discovery. And the way she finds beauty, wherever it may be hiding. Engage her intellectually and you will pleased on many levels! Finally, as a sex-positive educator and pro kinkster, she knows everything there is to know about subjects that most people have never heard of. Highly recommended!” – Chris Even
It’s always so lovely to get feedback from my clients. I especially love working and playing with those on a journey of erotic awakening who are open and willing to explore and discover just what is possible. After a consulation together P and I decided on an erotic lomilomi massage based session with drawing on aspects of tantra and kink. P had already seen a three of my friends and colleagues who also approach sexuality from a conscious or tantric perspective. We all approach things in our own unique way and have learned from some of the world’s conscious sexuality pioneers. He had learned a lot from them and it was time to explore something new. This is what he had to say.
“I’ve been on a Tantra discovery journey during 2013. On my Tantra journey, my research frequently spoke about this spiritual massage referred to as Lomi Lomi, which I understand comes from the Hawaiian culture, so it was of interest to receive a great recommendation from the incredible Zoe Montana that Artemisia de Vine, was the Mistress of Lomi Lomi practitioners. Zoe warmly recommended and suggested making contact with Miss de Vine.
As chance had it, Miss de Vine was visiting and an appointment made after a preparatory conversation. After further exploring desired expectations before our session started, another talent of Tantra ladies was reinforced – they all listen and remember these personal discussions – I know this to be true because of the way they weave so much more into the sessions and experiences of the Tantra traveller. Artemisia did this very effectively during the very relaxing and oily Lomi Lomi massage – combined with some erotic kink play and a touch of spanking.
One of the many great experiences in my Tantra journey includes the generosity of spirit, skill and intelligent conversation provided by wonderful guides such as the thoughtful and elegant Olivia ~ Tantrawoman, the delightful and creative goddess Electra Amore, the gracious, accepting and sensual Zoe Montana and now the skilful artisan Artemisia de Vine. In all experiences from Olivia, Electra, Zoe and Artemisia – there is a great sense of pride in ensuring that the experiences they offer, are not just a standard formula of sensual pleasure. They all want to understand the expectations of the Tantric traveller and what they hope to achieve by sharing time together. On viewing the comprehensive web sites offered, the range of skills and experiences offered – but all hark back to the Tantra principles of breath and life.
Thank you one and all ~ I regard you all so highly as trusted travel companions.
My thanks to you Artemisia, I clearly enjoyed a wonderfully sensual and exhilarating experience enjoying fully the skills, explanations, ideas and company that you shared.” – P